- Screening Dates: 21st September, 6 pm // 28th September, 8 pm
- Starring: Pauline Collins, Joan Collins, Franco Nero
- Directed by: Roger Goldby
- Running time: 104 mins
- Rating: M - nudity, drug use & offensive language
- Language: English
Determined to gatecrash her ex-lover’s funeral on glamorous French hideaway Ile-de-Re, former Hollywood siren Helen (Collins) escapes her London retirement home with the help of Priscilla (Pauline Collins), a repressed English housewife stuck in a bad marriage. Pooling their limited resources, they hit the road together by coach, ferry, car and foot in a race to get to the funeral on time, becoming entangled in a love triangle with a reclusive French millionaire (Franco Nero) along the way.